Jan Paul Stegeman

Senior Software Engineer · Amsterdam 🇳🇱

Full-stack engineer with a frontend heart. Building software by day. Aspiring Hugo Boss model and Superstar Tech House DJ by night. Current Jordaan resident. You'll find me debugging TypeScript, C++ and Rust, tending bar at a brown café in the red light district, or cornering hard on my MT-09 SP.

No calls. No forms. Just slide into my DMs.

joke of the day

I called Animal Welfare today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing four kittens."

“That's terrible," she replied, "Are they moving?”

“I'm not sure, to be honest" I said, "But if they were that would explain the suitcase.”